CREW

ALEXIS ROSS
Production Designer
President/Founder
Vice president of Gents Of Desire and Co-creator of Café Legs.
Part time sign writer and homemade tattoo maker.
Best known for daily napping and criticizing other people’s footwear.
Father of Rita and Ella Ross.
JASON DAWES
Art Director
Vice president and director of operations.
Formerly the best art coordinator in town.
Best known for being under budget and odd choices in footwear.
Father of three perfect children.
KEVIN HARDESTY
Art Coordinator
Gourmand and part time intellectual.
Carries the longest note with the shortest content.
Best known for his shine box skills and eccentric neck scarves.
LUNG LAM
On Set Dresser
Hong Kong national, raised in San Gabriel Valley.
Sport bike racer and fly catcher.
Known for crispy white footwear and a clean fade.
JOHN GAVIN
Props
Voted most likely to end up in the emergency room before lunch.
Most famous for the multiple bird shit rig and botched “shrimp volcano” gag.
Single father and frequent visitor to Adult Friend Finder.
JEFF JOHNSEN
Propmaster
Owner of Choke Moped Repair & Sales and Co-creator of Café Legs.
Champion of the 2009 Polini Cup.
Also known as the “prop doctor” conducting on-set surgery since late 2009.
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JONNY DONAHUE
Leadman
Book collector and Mercedes enthusiast.
Stabbed five times by an eighteen street gang member.
Hard of hearing and best known for using the wrong tool for the right job.
FINN BLESER
Driver/Set Dresser
Teamster, sign painter, vintage bmx builder.
Originator of the term “tushy potter”.
Also coined such phrases as “blame it on Jacko” and “feel like suckin’ it”.
CHILLY NATHAN
Decorator
Voted best dressed dude in Local 44.
Better known for not wasting money at Target for items that are sold at the 99 cent store.
Friend to both cats and pussies of all sorts.
KEITH WAGER
Wardrobe Stylist
Public relations and treasurer.
Best known for his ability to shop an entire job out of the Glendale Galleria.
Former on-set arm wrestling champion.
Also known as “Mr. Fancy” form Gents Of Desire.

 

ELISA BROWN
Art Coordinator (All Stars)
Money folder, bunk receipt holder
Sneaker wearer, timecard terror
Budget basher, overtime smasher
TODD ANDERSON
Leadman (All Stars)
Crown jewel of the Inland Empire
Part time nudist and nature photographer
Full time Teamster and turkey toucher

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ALICIA B. WEST
Art Coordinator (All Stars)
Job re-capper and a Baxter ass tapper.
Lesson maker and a real no shit taker.
Vegan eater and budget beater.
Lucky if you get to meet her.

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MADISON GIESSMAN
Set Dresser
Metal fuser and a Tujunga cruiser
Chicken petter and female pantie wetter
It ain’t a puzzle, just a fact..
That there is none better.